🦎 JACOB · POLYMARKET AI · 🐱 SERAPHINA · CRYPTO ENGINE · 🐟 LOACHY BOY · SPORTSBOOK · PAPER TRADING · ALL BOTS LIVE · 🏀 MARCH MADNESS INCOMING · THREE ANIMALS · ONE FARM · 🦎 JACOB · POLYMARKET AI · 🐱 SERAPHINA · CRYPTO ENGINE · 🐟 LOACHY BOY · SPORTSBOOK · PAPER TRADING · ALL BOTS LIVE · 🏀 MARCH MADNESS INCOMING · THREE ANIMALS · ONE FARM ·
est. 2026 · automated trading
Jacob's
Money Farm
Three Animals · Three Bots · One Farm
Scanning 847 markets...
Prediction Tower
● LIVE
ETH SHORT +0.88%
Crypto Exchange
SERAPHINA v2
● LIVE
Vegas left money on the table.
Sportsbook Stadium
MARCH MADNESS
● LIVE
.__. / e\__, | ~~~~~ `~~> \_______/ | | | |
/\ /\ (=^.^=) ( ) -"-"-
><(((º> ~ ~ ~ ~ ><(((º>
___________ | FARM VAN |__ | [=] [=] / | |___________| | (o) (o)
Jacob's Money Farm
THREE ANIMALS · THREE BOTS · ONE FARM
🦎 Jacob · $— · — trades
🐱 Seraphina · $— · —% win
🐟 Loachy · $— · watching
Enter the Farm
🦎
Jacob
Prediction Markets · Polymarket AI · Stats + Claude
Wallet$—
Daily P&L$—
Open—
STOPPED STOPPED
🐱
Seraphina
Crypto · Arbitrage + Day Trading · RSI/EMA/BB
Wallet$—
Daily P&L$—
Win Rate—
STOPPED STOPPED
🐟
Loachy Boy
Sports Betting · All Markets · Stats + AI + You
Wallet$—
Daily P&L$—
Mood—
STOPPED STOPPED 
        ____________________________________________________
       |                                                    |
       |  🦎 JACOB    🐱 SERAPHINA    🐟 LOACHY BOY       |
       |                                                    |
       |      THREE ANIMALS · THREE BOTS · ONE FARM        |
       |   "The farm runs while you sleep. Usually."        |
       |____________________________________________________|
jacob's money farm · est. 2026 · paper trading · not financial advice
📋 Farm Updates v2.1
NEWMar 10All times in Eastern (ET) — dashboards, trade logs, alerts, everywhere
NEWMar 10Wallet charts now show ET timestamps on x-axis (Seraphina + Loachy)
NEWMar 10Loachy: 10-min restart cooldown — skips first scan if toggled off/on quickly
NEWMar 10Loachy: countdown to next scan + Odds API & Claude cost display
NEWMar 10Loachy: approval flow fixed — buttons now write to server via API
NEWMar 10Loachy: confidence-based bet sizing + raised independence threshold (65%)
NEWMar 10Seraphina: portfolio value tracking (cash + open positions)
NEWMar 10Seraphina: dynamic position sizing (8% of wallet, scales as she grows)
NEWMar 10Seraphina: confidence-based sizing by grid distance from center
NEWMar 10Password gate on all pages (10 min session)
NEWMar 10Bossa nova ambient music on all pages
NEWMar 9Farm SMS alerts — 8am daily report
FIXMar 9Loachy overnight skip (midnight–8am UTC)
v2.1Mar 9Loachy: injury feed, line movement, weather, streak management
v2.1Mar 9Loachy: sport-specific Kelly, sports toggles dashboard
v3.0Mar 8Seraphina: full grid trading rewrite, Kraken feed, BTC/ETH/SOL/DOGE
v3.0Mar 8Farm homepage: moon easter egg, mountains, camping van